Three Quick "Funnies"


Having been sick this week, I felt that it would be nice to lift the energy with a focus on the funnier things that can come from the minds and “mouths” of animals.

Gracie Locked in the Closet


I accidentally locked Gracie (kitty) in the closest in my sick haze. After what must have been an entirely terrifying 15 whole minutes, I came to her rescue after hearing her crying. I emphatically apologized to her and explained that these things do happen sometimes (especially when you spend your life slinking around seeking out any new space to crawl into with your tiny, fast moving, virtually undetectable body). Not living up to her name, she was hardly gracious and instead continued to meow her upset while giving me “the tail” as she stomped away from the closet. At the same time she managed to telepathically communicate what, in human, would be the equivalent of *&^%$#$. Oh yes, they curse... in their own little way.


Meesha Is Watching


Me: So what do you think is funny?


Meesha (dog): “You, moving around the house doing things all the time.”


Meesha proceeded to show me what was like watching a movie of myself in high speed. Doing laundry, picking things up, putting them down.  My unsuspecting self unaware of my loyal dog secretly mocking me. Me and my mundane attempts to keep it all together. Very funny stuff.


TiTi in the Raw
Perfectly Concealed


Once again this diabolical mind has tripped me up. I started out the week so very excited to start her on raw food. I fantasized about how grateful she would be that I would provide her with this delicacy. I would be fulfilling her natural prey drive. She would love me for it.


Instead, this week has turned into a battle of wits. Determined to defeat me, TiTi turned her nose up at every attempt I made to conceal the new raw food in her old food:


TiTi: “It's cold, sticky and gross.”


Me: “Yes, but it's healthier for you, let it warm to room temperature.”


TiTi: “So what and that doesn't make it any better. You eat it.”


I am not done yet. This 8 lb fluff ball will not defeat me.


BTW: If you're interseted in the health benefits of feeding raw, check out what Dr. Becker's has to say:

http://healthypets.mercola.com/sites/healthypets/archive/2011/02/15/raw-meat-the-best-and-healthiest-diet-for-pet-cats-and-dogs.aspx